Plant Update

Garbage. 

Window farms. I want one.

Ok, so maybe I'm just planting the wrong kind of plants! What I really want/need is a window farm... SO COOL. I heard about on CBC today (forget which program... Spark, maybe?). Anyway. It's basically d.i.y. hydroponics. With fish tank air pumps and recycled pop bottles and leafy stuff. Totally ditching the stupid daisies to become a HYDROPONIC WINDOW FARMER. Brilliant. 

My plants are conspiring to die. They suck.

Stupid bugger plantsSo my plants are conspiring to die. And if they do ultimately die, I will gladly and vehemently expel their pathetic remains from the studio. But, until then, through force-fed fertilization and positive plant-energy brainwaves (which I learned from the Mythbusters plant episode), I'm refusing to let them kick the bucket. 

(Plus I spent twenty bucks on these bugger plants and I'm too cheap to let that be a waste of money.)

And so if anybody out there knows anything about stupid-daisy-like plants and how I can express my extreme hatred of their green guts yet convince them to be leafy-and-nice again, please let me know.