My plants are conspiring to die. They suck.

Stupid bugger plantsSo my plants are conspiring to die. And if they do ultimately die, I will gladly and vehemently expel their pathetic remains from the studio. But, until then, through force-fed fertilization and positive plant-energy brainwaves (which I learned from the Mythbusters plant episode), I'm refusing to let them kick the bucket. 

(Plus I spent twenty bucks on these bugger plants and I'm too cheap to let that be a waste of money.)

And so if anybody out there knows anything about stupid-daisy-like plants and how I can express my extreme hatred of their green guts yet convince them to be leafy-and-nice again, please let me know.